Just Call Me The Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter here, this is the best way I can think of to give my update about my day or life in general.


Today I saw a big butterfly with wings of snowflakes and rainbows followed the butterfly wherever it went. Then I met a fairy a very nice fairy whose wings were gleaming and sparkling in the light like dancing flowers. Next I met the wizard a wicked enchantress whose heart is pure evil and mind is set on destruction and darkness. Escaping this evil fate I landed on the flying monkey a rather large monkey shaped ships with wings of it's own and a mind of it's own also. Me and the flying monkey flew to the different portals of the world visiting far away unimagined yet beautiful lands, one land was full of nothing but pink and black, mostly pink with black accents to enhance the place and all the creatures were able to speak and fly, everyone had wings on entering this land and then the wings disappeared when leaving. Then we went into a blue and white land full of clouds, rainbows, and chocolate water. All the rivers were chocolate and the creatures were all very friendly and each creature had a matching unicorn to run like the wind. Then we went into a rainbow land full of beautiful things, everything was so pretty and the creatures were a mixtures of mermaids, fairies, unicorns, pixies, talking adorable pets, and rainbow fish. The rainbow fish could fly and swim in beautiful rainbow water, with waterfalls and hidden caves behind the waterfall leading to an even better land with more rainbow, flowers that talked, walked, and ate like people and fish that flew rather than swam, birds that swam rather than flew, and very small penguins, flamingos, koalas, and horses. With very large butterflies, ladybugs, caterpillars, and kitties, the kitties were just as friendly and cute and cuddly as little kittens, but larger than tigers without the furious nature, than I came home and went to bed trying to remember all the fun I had and I ate a midnight snack of rainbow delights, it's a special rainbow filled treat from the rainbow lands, and that is the tale of my day, how was yours?

Signed

The New Female Mad Hatter